So, I'm not homeless anymore. I've rented an apartment in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for the next two months. It's a block from the beach and a five minute bus ride into the center of town. It's a little third-world and took two bottles of bleach to get clean but I feel pretty good now.
I've also started my Spanish lessons. There are just myself and a Dutch guy in the class and it's all memorization and repetition which is just about killing me after spending all these years teaching teachers not to do that but at least I know my alphabet now...oh yeah, and I can ask where the bathroom is.
Now, I've just got to get that best seller written so I don't have to ever get another job...
The view from my balcony